Cheap Frills

I’ve just been really lazy and spending my time in chats. I promise I’ll blog soon, hopefully. Anyway here’s something to entertain you till then.

Oh and thanks to maybe some new Financial Domination I might actually be able to afford this coat:

The collar and cape are detachable and it’s just lovely. I’m going to have to have it custom made because the size available is to small but that’s actually nice because then it’ll fit me.

Patti Stanger, if you don’t know who she is well then you just don’t watch Bravo really. I don’t like her show or anything but her guide lines to dating are pretty good and I’m trying to fallow them. Of course this is if marriage is your goal.

Mix it up- If your always dating the same kind of guys then trying mixing it up. You might not think they’re your type but how will you know till you give them a chance?

Data a pair and a spare.
Guy 1- Really like
Guy 2- Maybe
Guy 3- Friend
This one is rather self-expiatory, although I don’t socialize enough to do this.

2-drink max
When your out with someone don’t do more then two drinks. Anymore and you could be getting yourself into some trouble or moving faster then you want to.

No sex for 90 days-6 months
Seems like a hard one, hu? But this works for two reasons. The first being you have time to really get to know that person. The second it’s a bargaining chip, if he really likes you he’ll be willing to wait.

Money matters (good credit, manages money well)
You don’t want a mate who’s bad with money/in debit, right? I mean haven’t you seen those free credit report dot com commercials?

Don’t waste time
If you don’t think the guy is going to work out/isn’t a potential mate then why waste your time? Which leads to the last one

1-year limit
Don’t date a guy for more then year. If he isn’t going to ask you to marry him by then he probably never will. So sit him down and tell him you’re looking for marriage but if he’s not your going to move on. It’s not an ultimatum it’s you putting yourself first.

Oh I do love filling my bookmarks and photbucket with inspiration and eye candy! And since I’m gar to lazy to make an actual post here’s some awesome wonders from MoMaAstore.

Lily.MGX Table Lamp Janne Kyttanen, 2003
So lovely it’s almost tranquil.

SunJar Tobias Wong, 2006
If you haven’t heard about these then you live under a rock!

Colorful Wobble Glasses
They rreally wobble I find that just adorable!

Colored Stemless Glasses
Why do I love these? Because wine glasses make me nervous and they’re such a lovely color.

Index Chopping Boards Damian Evans, 2007
This is a great idea and so cute I’m just sad there isn’t a separate one for poultry.

Pig Cooking Lid Marna Inc., 2001
I can’t even start to describe the cuteness that oozes from this lid.

Hug Salt And Pepper Shakers
Alberto Mantilla, 2002
One word: AWWWWWWWW!

Chat Plates Ikuko Nakazawa, 2007
I’m so glad to have found these. They remind me of these except these are purchasable.

Photo Mobile Will van den Bos, 2003
There’s a ton of these out there but they always make me smile.

Double Rainbow Maker David Dear, 2003
Who doesn’t love rainbows?

Smoke House Incense Burner Design im Dorf, 2005
I really don’t burn incense but if I had this little house I would.

Exhibit Your Art Pad
Taking doodle to the next level.

Turn Over a New Leaf Journal Sukie, 2007
So naturery!

Flower Pen Emiko Kushida, Tomodo Yoshii, 2004-06
How perfect these would look in a little vase on a desk?

Sukie Note Cards and Labels Sukie, 2007
Just darling. Besides everyone needs to learn to write and send letters again.

Bubble Necklace Marina and Susanna Sent, 2001
I don’t know if I’ll ever fall out of love with this necklace.

Kimono Bangle Kaori Sumi
Just as lovely as kimono with none of the hassle!

Enamel Ring Kaori Sumi
There’s beauty in chaos.

Sky Umbrella
Tibor Kalman, EFM, 1992
My skies are always blue

I might be going out to play some frisbee and wonder through the woods but my friend hasn’t gotten back to me and it might rain so no idea. Other then that and last night I ate a ton of taco bell there’s nothing else to say. So here’s a some wish-lists I put together.

Swimmer

Sweets ipod case
Bird Pouch
Ipod Piano Speaker
Retro Lunch Quartet
Animal Round Lunch Quartet
Mushroom Mug

Fredflare

Apple Necklace
Unlock My Heart Pendant
Holly Golightly Sleepmask
Heart Sunglasses
Piles Of Paper Organizing Clips
SHOUT! Card Pack
Instand French 2 CD Set
Kyuuto! Woolly Embroidery
Mini Rainboot Gardens
“I am not a paper cup”
Teach… BETTER HANDWRITING
Flowers In A Can
Non-Planner Datebook
I’m saving up for… banks (Therapy)
Chicken Kitchen Timer
The Guerilla Art Kit
Craft, Inc
Let’s Cook Japanese Food!
French Flash Cards
Gnome & Garden
Best Bake Sale Ever Cookbook
D.I.Y. Design It Yourself
What’s Cooking Recipe Tin

Wednesday Rich and I went to hammonasset for a few hours. We arrived around one and stayed to three with minimal sunburn. Actually the sunburn I got was very strange. It looked like a splatter on the upper left of my back near my shoulder and then like I was scratched below that. But the greatest story of this adventure was when we were walking on the path at the beach and we hear something rustle in the bushes and Rich kind of jumps. Well a few feet down we hear something again and I see something dart across the path so I scream and point and at that very moment I realize it was a baby bunny. I basically went AHHHHHHBunny.

Anyway here’s the email I sent Paul a few days ago to break up with him.

Here I’ve listed 10 facts you would probably never know if I didn’t decide to never speak to you again. I tried to make it as even as possible so it didn’t seem like I was just verbally attacking you. I just figured since you seemed to have this image of me that was so wrong I’d clear some things up.

1. When I couldn’t sleep I’d count how many breaths you’d take to my one and then get worried you were breathing to fast and if I should wake you up and tell you. It stems from when I was younger I heard how the Chinese (I think) believed you only had so many breaths and breathing to fast would cause an early death,
2. I liked you because I could see (whether or not you did or wanted too) that not to deep down you are so naive and innocent. Your just an eager little boy who desperately wants to grow up and is going about it the wrong way. And even though most of the time it was annoying it was always really cute.
3. 55% of the time I didn’t want to kiss you because your kisses are just wet and gross. It’s not cute when I have to wipe my cheek after you’ve kissed it. Although I did kiss you back once during that Italy VS Spain game.
4. I’m really not asexual, your approach was all wrong and selfish. I was always pulling away because it hurt. Really if I can fit two if my fingers in me but you can’t get one, it’s not me it’s you.
5. I actually masturbate more then Rich. Of course I never let you know that one because I didn’t want to hurt that fragile little ego of yours. Oh hey know that Saturday you got shit faced and spent the night bullshitting with Martin? I spent a good hour masturbating in your bed. It was the only time I actually though about you while doing it.
6. I actually started talking to Chris again because you wouldn’t shut up about him. Plus it was fun since I always knew how to push his buttons. He always got so creeped out when I’d talk dirty to him and call him Daddy.
7. I get turned on by porn too but the kind you watch is boring. I’d prefer Japanese porn or just some lesbians. I probably would have admitted that to you if you actually asked.
8. Contrary to what you may believe you sound like a complete idiot who stumbles over his words just as much as his feet and play the piano quite badly while under the influence. It was rather upsetting to see you become that to the point I cried more then once because I felt bad that you felt some sort of need to do that to yourself.
9. I’ve been sitting around waiting to give you that chance you asked for. Everyday I waited to see if you’d come over all while rehearsing in my head all those things I though that if we talked about we’d be alright. I never though we’d become anything serious. I even knew we’d never fall in love but I still liked you enough to spend time with you.
10, That night you said I wasn’t worth “bearing your offspring” was the worst thing I’ve ever heard someone I liked tell me. It made you one more person telling me I wasn’t worth something. Yet I forgave you for it. What a waste of time.

He didn’t get the point though and proceeded to IM me.

21:42] brokenartist667: whats up with that email?
[21:42] brokenartist667: lady?!?
[21:49] brokenartist667: =) ?
[21:49] Itsmorelikeboom: mm
[21:55] brokenartist667: me and dave miss’s uz
[21:58] brokenartist667: I think I lost my phone =(

[23:38] brokenartist667: boom boom boom!!
[23:44] Itsmorelikeboom: Look really stop trying it’s not working. Just move on, grow up and become something great, ok? Stop sitting around and making something of your life and accept I will not be part of it.
[23:44] brokenartist667: